Dick Cheney Plays The Wrong Card In Another Shameless Attempt To Cover His White Pasty Ass

Looka there at Dick Cheney. His grasp of the English vernacular is less spectacular than mines!
He has accused Barack Obama of libeling torture. Well, not libeling torture, but embarrassin' CIA operatives who used torture under the Cheney created label of "enhanced interrogation techniques". C'mon, Mr. President, Cheney paid someone good (taxpayer)money to develop that term to cover his ass, the least Mr. Obama could do is use it now and then.
So now Dick(head) Cheney thinks that Barack should stand behind these brave intelligence officials who followed Cheney's orders and violated international law. What a swell guy. But could it be that Cheney is more concerned about his liability as the one authorized the violation of not only US and international law, but every law of decency known to man?
Cheney likes to act as if he's concerned for our defense professionals, but really, if'n he was that concerned, why did he send so many of them to die in Iraq for no good reason?

Sunday Mornin' Boobs

Two conservatives daughters. One, goes on Fox News and reveals herself to be a boob, the other just reveals some of her boobs. Which do you think generated the most controversy?

Sunday Mornin' Boobs

I was over to The Washington Monthly as I usually do on Sunday mornin's, when I was readin' this piece 'bout how happy Conservatives are that Chicago didn't get the Olympics, and how hateful, spiteful and mean spirited they are because of it.
Readin' the comment section (which is a good idea of how moronic our whole political system has become) I come across this statement 'bout Laura Ingraham:

Isn't Laura the Biatch the one with the nude pics of her skinny white ass on the innertubes?

Now, I immediately Googled for pictures of Laura Ingraham to no avail, then remembered it was Dr> Laura Schlessinger whose pictures were all over the internets, but I guess one scrawny whiny white bitch complaining about the threat to her life of entitlement and privilege is the same as the other, so in the spirit of all whiny white bitches everywhere, I present to yu as our Sunday Mornin' boob, one Dr. Laura.

Sunday Mornin' Boobs

For all you early risers out there, forced to watch political boobs on the Sunday mornin' talkin' heads show, we offer a new alternative.
Now don't worry, we are not devolving into one of them there cerlebrity-type bashing blogs. I just thought that it was intetresting that even flashin' her boobage and wearin' her patented too-much-make-up don't distract the fact the Pam Anderson' face is gettin' more wrinkled than a Shar pei's ass.

Teabagger Smackdown

I'll admit I was a little bit confused about last weekend's Tea Party (Teabaggers) Protest in Washington DC last weekend. Just what are they protesting? Government spending? Where were they when the Bush administration was spending more money than any previous administration combined? Health Car Reform? Do they like the possibility of being denied by their carrier for pre-existing conditions? Do they care so little for fellow Americans that they'd like to have them die because they are unable to afford health care? Or is is taxes? Did they not notice while in DC that everything around them, every symbol of our country's (former) greatness was built and maintained using tax payer's money? Or is it because they didn't mind all this stuff when we had a white president?
It was last night, while the kids were watching WWE Smackdown (for the sole purpose of mocking it) that it hit me: Teabaggers are the political equivalent of wrestling fans. Ignorant people being cynically manipulated and exploited for their stupidity. They both carry signs that stretch the boundaries of their ability to write legibly and spell correctly. They both are angry when their "guy" loses a fight/election. These people are not the bottom of the gene pool, they're whatever is left after the gene pool has been drained and plowed over to make a subdivision of McMansions.
Like the wrestling fans who insist that it's all real and nothing is sripted, Teabaggers are blind to the obvious as well. As Bill Moyers points out:

"Something these marchers who came to Washington at Armey's urging could hardly be expected to know. For most of his adult life, their leader has benefited from just the kind of government tax-supported health care he's fighting to keep them from having too."

Only Vince McMahon can be more cynically exploitative.
(Cross posted at unbrainwashed)

I Thought These Went Out With The Bush Administration

Oh Dearest Leader and Most Exalted Savior! Please spare us from the misery of single-payer public option health care reform ,so that rich white men may continue to get richer, while the sick and infirmed can continue to get sicker and infirmeder.
Please continue on the wars with no end, sending more US troops to die so that UNOCAL get get it's oil to port. Continue the previous administration's charade of battling phantom terrorists, and blaming non-participants for acts of which they did not partake.
Bless us all with jobless recovery, cash for clunkers, and more bailouts of GoldmanSachs executives by giving them jobs in your administration, where they won't get any more million dollar bonuses, but will receive the finest of health care reserved for only those who serve the people in the government.
Thank You and Barack bless you.

Pesticide On Astroturf

(Picture poached from here)
After I posted this, one thing about this picture stuck with me. No, it wasn't that is an obvious photoshop, rather, it's the young girl standing just to the left of the guy in the middle. Her sign reads:

Oh Im Sorry We Thought Reading The Bill Was Ur Job

Beyond the fact that she appears to be too young to be at the rally on her own, and beyond the fact that she is too stupid to even know how to spell "your" (which, if you've ever read a comment in any forum by anybody opposing "Obamacare, seems to be a common trait), is the fact that these people are protesting a bill they haven't even fucking read. How do they know it's bad if they haven't read it?
You can't tell me that these people are acting independently to protest something they haven't read. It's clear that they have been misinformed by someone, and are acting on that misinformation.
Updated and cross posted at unbrainwashed