Monday, January 12, 2009

Big Dumb Idiot Speaks His Empty Mind!


Just gotta love that Joe the Plumber dude. He certainly knows how to milk his fifteen minutes, don't he? His true motivations are not that he wanted to be his own boss, a small businessman concerned about his tax rate, fuck no! He wants to be famous and bang a lot of broads and then make a lot of money so that damned Obama better not raise his taxes!
So let's see how this plays out on the Ol' "Joe the Plumber" race to obscurity meter: It seems Joe, posing as a war reporter thinks that reporters should report on war, which puts him right about at the blatant hypocrisy level of the meter. Congratulations Joe! You're one step away from that trip to rehab!

3 comments:

Static Brain said...

What an idiot... sheesh...

libhom said...

If you were willing to sell yourself, you could get rich like Joe (who isn't Joe) The Plumber (who isn't a plumber).

JollyRoger said...

Sam the Sprinkler Installer can't even fill a hall at CPAC, and his recent personal appearance at a DC area bookstore sold 5 (yes, 5) books.

Nobody really believes that Sam is smart enough to write a book, of course, but..... at CPAC they won't come see him? Pretty damned sad.