Porn film director Cezar Capone has offered Sarah Palin $2 million to appear in one of his films. Did he say appear, or perform? Husband and First "Dude" Todd was only offered $100,000 and a new snowmobile. Does the offer stand for him even if she rejects it? I don't know of any guy who would turn down a chance to be in a porno for free, if you know what I mean, let alone get paid for it.
Capone is a silly man for even offerin', everybody knows Palin's plannin' to run in 2012, and while the American people might elect a black man, or even now, a woman president, I think we're still along away from the first porn star president. Still, $2 million is a lot of money to someone who had to borrow $150,000 from the Republicants to do some clothes shoppin', imagine how much she could buy at Neiman-Marcus with that kinda scratch and it wouldn't have to be returned afterward.
But I'm fairly sure, that in order to appeal to all niche markets, Mr. Capone would have to have some good girl-on-girl action, which would be a selling point for fellers like me, however, it may put off some, er, all of her base who think that love and marriage and all that other stuff is limited to a man and a woman.
That would leave those wishin' to see a little Killa From Wasilla skin to eyeballin' the above pitcher purportin' to be Caribou Barbie, or buying Larry Flynt's Nailin' Palin and using yer imagination.
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Maybe Sarah could make that porn video with the guy she had the affair with. Or a threesome with Todd and the affair guy. Or add Bristol and make it a foursome.
You'd be surprised at how many Biblehumpers would watch the video. They only preach all that Christianity drivel; they don't practice it.
I think we're still along away from the first porn star president.
Oh... I don't know. What if a porn 'giant' like Jenna Jameson decided to run?
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