Sunday, October 12, 2008

Meet The New Economic Policy (Same As The Old Economic Policy)


In an effort to jumpstart his languishin' campaign, John McCain has announced he's considerin' a new economic plan.That makes about the trillionth economic plan he's announced this year. This will consist of lowering tax rates for investors...capital gains tax...dividend tax rates....hey, I thought this was a new economic policy, not George W Bush's old economic policy. And we know how suck-cessful that 'un was.
The G-7 just cut us loose, they don't want to go down with us, and< Hell, I don't blame them. But I'm certain that if this "new" economic policy don't work, next week Johnny McCain will offer us a new one, that'll look just like the old one. Either he thinks we're stoopid, or he's so senile he's forgotten what a economic plan is.

2 comments:

Tom Harper said...

McCain should forget economics and just stick to what he knows. He needs to keep reminding Americans that Obama is a Muslim terrorist and he was the leader of a '60s communist organization (when he was 8 years old).

And...he's a [gasp] a Negro!

George Blake said...

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